David Sedaris Quotes

My feet are killing me." "I knew somebody who had feet like that. They'd walk all over him. Archie Kashanian was his name. He used to wake up with footprints all over his chest, all over his face. It was the death of him, finally.

I've destroyed my feet completely but I don't care. What do you really need your feet for anyway.

Of the two hundred bones in the human body, more than a quarter are in the foot. It is a more complicated instrument than an automobile transmission, and it is treated with far less consideration.

I have bad feet and I have weak ankles.

My feet are my foundation, and they should always feel good!

My favorite body part? My feet. They're not pretty, but they get me where I want to go.

This sounds really lame, but I'm pretty proud of my feet.

Within a day of wearing the insoles, my feet felt more comfortable, and a week later I was able to go for walks, play golf, and play football with my son, which I hadn't for years. The insole is sculpted to the foot and manipulates it into the correct position, preventing damage to the plantar fascia tissue.

If I ever leave home without my insoles, I send someone for them because after a day the pain starts to return.

The calluses on your feet in space will eventually fall off. So, the bottoms of your feet become very soft like newborn baby feet. But the top of my feet develop rough alligator skin because I use the top of my feet to get around here on space station when using foot rails.

When I was younger, my feet would hurt a lot, but you build up calluses and strength and you don't feel as much pain there.

Feet were made, not given for dancing, but to walk modestly, not to leap impudently like camels.

I' ve got quite narrow feet and they are size 12. I would sometimes get blisters when I was younger but fortunately I don t have much trouble with my feet nowadays.

I am constantly on the move, and if I experience foot discomfort, it makes my job really hard to do.

Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.

Any middle-aged woman knows that our feet are not for the faint of heart, especially in midwinter. I wear clogs, so it's actually like my feet are wooden now.

I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.

When my shoes are killing me, I take a maxi pad and put it in the bottom of my shoe. It is better than any Dr. Scholl's insert. That fashion tip has saved me through some long nights.

I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

And I came close to losing a part of my foot on two occasions. I hope I'm consistently lucky and that the next time I develop a blister or step on something sharp, that I don't go as far as I did on those two times.

My feet are not a good part of my body. They definitely have suffered for my art. They're, like, all bunions and blisters.

It's another myth that dancing distorts or destroys your feet. If you have the right shaped foot to start and a good, strong technique, your feet should be fine.

I hate feet, they're disgusting! What are they even for?

I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.

I don't have the best feet.