Ralphie May Quotes


My average fan works for about $20 per hour, if they are lucky enough to have a job. And then factoring in insurance, taxes and such, they're maybe bringing home $15 per hour. If my tickets are just under $30, it took them about two hours of their life to make the money to come see my show. Why shouldn't I give them two hours too?


Citations

May, Ralphie. Interview by John J. Moser. "Comedian Ralphie May Brings the Laughs, and the Length, to Sands Bethlehem Event Center." The Morning Call, Tribune Publishing, 8 Nov. 2012.

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Ralphie May
Ralphie May
  • Born: February 17, 1972
  • Died: October 6, 2017
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  • Profession: Comedian

Ralph Duren May (February 17, 1972 – October 6, 2017) was an American stand-up comedian and actor, known for his extensive touring and comedy specials on multiple media platforms.