Georg C. Lichtenberg Quotes

I wrote '('Til) I Kissed You' about a girl I met in Australia. Her name was Lilian, and she was very, very inspirational. I was married, but... I wrote the song about her on the way back home.

I think it's quite normal for people to have love affairs.

I think that you love who you love, and there are people who you love that people aren't going to understand why, and that sort of doesn't really matter.

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

We must admit that it is quite common that people do have affairs with their leading ladies and men.

I engaged in an adult consensual affair with another man.

Adultery is democracy applied to love.

Love and sex and whatever, they are - different. I could say I'm in love with someone who is 90 years old and teaches acting and lives in Ohio.

Have you seen the oddest couple in the world, to your eyes, walking down the street? That means there's someone for everyone.

Everyone is normal until you get to know them.

My former wife is a very eccentric woman, which is why I still love her.

I don't believe that human beings are necessarily monogamous.

When I'm not near the girl I love, I love the girl I'm near.

The best mannered people make the most absurd lovers.

To understand the true quality of people, you must look into their minds, and examine their pursuits and aversions.

My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'

The paranormal bad boy is usually a fiercely loyal partner for the heroine. Once his sights are set on her, he doesn't notice other women, and he's utterly unconcerned with what anyone else thinks of his choice.

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.

The things that we love tell us what we are.

Normal love isn't interesting. I assure you that it's incredibly boring.

We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I realize I love crazy ladies. Of course I don't like to think of myself as one, but maybe I am, too. I dunno. I'm always drawn to them; I think it's because I'm attracted to people who aren't in the business of people-pleasing: saying what they really think, not passive-aggressive at all.

A man may do worse than make what the world calls a not wholly happy marriage.