David Baldacci Quotes

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

Her name is Wanda, not it. You will not touch her. Any mark you leave on her, I will double on your worthless hide.

You break her heart, I'll break your neck.

People know not to mess with my friends or my family because it's not going to work out well for you.

If you rile a tiger, he's going to show his claws.

Your time is up. Go now. Don't wait until there has been more death and destruction

Don't mess with me. I've got tanks.

When you tell a fellow to go to hell, you’d better make sure that you can get him there.

If we do not, it will end in bloodshed ... most probably.

Don’t mess with me, sir, or you will get stung.

This farm I trust will not be tenanted by any man …. If such a traitor to your cause enters this part of the country, … keep your eyes fixed upon him—point him our—and if a pig of his falls into a boghole, let it lie there.

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!

Thousands of trained killers are plotting to attack us, and this terrible knowledge requires us to act differently.

Think anything like that at her again, and I'll kill you here and now." Madigan's scoff was uneasy. "Any attack on me -" "Is the same as an attack on the United States itself," Bones finished, still in that deadly calm manner. "Heard you the first time - and didn't give a shite then, either.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

Don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.

Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.

We've backed off in good faith to try and give you a chance to straighten this problem out. But I am going to beg with you for a minute. I'm going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.

If you want to mess with me, you'd rather be ready for the consequences.

I 'aint a killer but don't push me.

Humans had a saying. Mess with the bull and get the horns. Well, Harpies had a saying, too. Mess with a Harpy and die.

Stay down, David. Stay down.

In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands.