Tom Robbins Quotes

It's fun when you're confusing people.

The crimes that become iconic etch themselves into the collective consciousness because they suggest a frightening truth: that the universe does not rely on cause and effect.

Man's greatest fear is chaos.

I think frankly when it comes to chaos you ain't seen nothing yet.

I like being out on a limb and not know what we're doing and why: just deal with it, the mayhem, you know?

What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.

This was the consequence of seeing too much and understanding the horrible truth: No one is safe. The world is not manageable.

This only is certain, that there is nothing certain.

When you see natural disasters caught on film you realize how well they had been imagined by Hollywood for such a long time. It's all good fun. You never know who's gonna survive and who doesn't.

I have no idea what happens next.

No one employed [ chaos] better than Jim Henson, by the way, on The Muppets. He had all these chicken Muppets that just brought in the most glorious chaos to whatever scene they were a part of.

This is not anarchy, Eve. This is chaos.

Anything can happen in the WWF.

I like being the villian. I don't know if it has to do with my personality. You get to have a lot more fun as a villian. You don't have to stick to the rules. You can be a lot crazier. You can go off the rails.

It is not certain that everything is certain, neither is it certain that everything is uncertain.

Life is nothing without a little chaos to make it interesting.

The order I found was the order of disorder

Clouds out of control decoct anticipation. What use can any of us have for two moons? The miracle of order has run out and I am left in an unmiraculous city where anything may happen.

I love stories that frame that: This is what life is about - you don't have a clue.

War is the realm of uncertainty; three quarters of the factors on which action is based are wrapped in a fog of greater or lesser uncertainty.

And tomorrow--who knows what happens? Do you get it? I don't know and no one knows--it's all unknown! You understand, that this is the end to the Known? This is the new, the improbable, the unpredictable.

The created order is everywhere punched and torn open by ellipses, drifts, and leaks of meaning: it is a sieve-order.

Chaos umpire sits And by decision more embroils the fray by which he reigns: next him high arbiter Chance governs all.

A reasonable probability is the only certainty.

But it there's anything I've learned in the past few months, it's that the only thing that's certain in life is that nothing in life is certain.