Aisha Tyler Quotes

My eyebrows make a more profound impact on other people than they do on me. I just let 'em grow.

I pay attention to my nails. I have had this particular German nail kit for years, and I take it everywhere. If I don't trim and file my nails, they turn into talons. I cook a lot, too, and I don't like to see bits of food stuck under them.

You have to have short fingernails or they'd just break off, and you can't wear red polish - it looks like your fingers are bleeding.

Want girls to let you put your fingers in certain places? Get a manicure.

I don't know what people think of me. If they think I'm super confident, that's wrong because I still have insecurities like anybody else.

I hate watching myself on camera. I guess a lot of people feel that way, though.

I am comfortable in my character's skin. I am uncomfortable being in my own skin.

My hands aren't even that big.

I think an eyebrow can change the way you feel. It changes everything about your confidence.

I always keep a good manicure because these are acrylics. They're the safest because your real nails are actually sharper than acrylics.

If you walk out of the house and you feel like you look good, it changes the way you walk into a room. It changes your attitude and it changes your vibe.

I just didn't look at myself with a lot of confidence. I didn't think, 'Man I'm a great driver. Boy, just give me a shot.'

I worry I look posh and fat. I can't do anything about posh - I'm accentless - but I've spent 20 years battling my weight.

I wanted to get some nose job, because I don't like how my nose tip looks. My hand is also not as pretty, especially my thumb nails. Many people told me that I have ugly hands.

The fundamental thing about my personality is that I think I'm an imposter.

I always think all the other comedians in New York hate me - I'm just convinced that they all dislike me - when, generally, I think I'm a pretty well-respected guy.

I'm not the most beautiful one of my family.

The thing is, I have never been that confident, and, um, I have a lot of self-doubt, and I had never - I don't think I ever would have consciously chosen to be a television presenter.

I am very critical about the way I look.

Standing in front of our hallway mirror, I am practising a few poses - one leg artfully bent, the opposite shoulder up - when the man of the house strides in and decides to share: a) I look like I have dislocated my shoulder and b) Has anyone ever told me I strongly resemble Tom Cruise?

When someone thinks of the term, 'pretty girl,' they don't typically think of someone who looks like me.

I think I'm a shy, self-conscious person who thinks he's being looked at and tries to look okay. Not in a hottie, narcissistic way necessarily.

You can choose, you can go one of two ways. You can be the person I probably admire more and say 'well I don't care and I'll continue not to bother to brush my hair.' Or you can be a weak-willed person like me and think 'oh I'd better get my act together. And maybe my mother was right and I do need to put my hair back and tidy myself up a bit.' So I did tidy myself up a bit. But I do often resent the amount of time that it takes to pull yourself together to go on TV, I really do. If I sound bitter, then that accurately reflects how I feel about the subject.

I always thought I had crooked eyebrows and crooked teeth. That's why I never understood why people called me a beauty.

Clothing totally changes my perception of how I feel about myself depending on what it is that I'm wearing.