Noah Baumbach Quotes

The locker rooms that Donald Trump is in are not at the cut-rate gym with the broken treadmills - they are at his swish golf clubs. They are places of stature.

I built the most exclusive and decadent high-profile club for powerful men.

I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place.

Divas need their furs!

People imagine I am always in a Bentley with pearls and diamonds and black glasses and Karl Lagerfeld next to me.

With everything it has to offer, Las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year.

I've spent a lot of years living with normal people. If I take a private jet to go to a meeting in Milan, well, that's my business; I can do it. But I don't live for it.

I didn't buy the Porsche for status. I hate that, and it's actually kind of goofy now because in L.A., a Porsche is like a Honda. It was just that I could pay that much money for a car and drive it off the lot.

I own a private yacht, private jet and a private lion.

Probably the biggest thing is the private planes. Wow, that thing's amazing. Got all the food on there, a bunch of drinks. I don't know, It's just amazing, never seen nothing like it. Tables, tables on planes, that's amazing. That was probably the biggest 'whoa' for me, like, 'I made it'. This big private jet, you're like, 'Whoa.'

A private jet is not a luxury; it is a necessity.

Rich clubs, where money doesn't matter... such clubs don't interest me.

I literally have a private jet on call at all times.

You know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door.

It's great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you.

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.

I still got my Ferrari.

Buying a Ferrari is like buying Château Pétrus if you like fine wines. It's the safe choice.

Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there.

Our hypothetical rich client might even have ordered a Pommard, because it was listed at a higher price...He would have never learned [about other wines]. A man who is rich in his adolescence is almost doomed to be a dilettante at table. This is not because all millionaires are stupid but because they are not impelled to experiment.

It's very expensive to be me.

I haven't met a rich technician

If you don't like Corvettes, you don't like sex and money.

I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired.

I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.