Taki Theodoracopulos Quotes

I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.

That's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It doesn't work the same way for us, does it, ladies? No, uh-uh - it doesn't work the same. You ask any woman in here her sexual fantasy, and I will bet you a million dollars that it's NOT to go home and catch your man bent over with some big, burly guy standing behind him.

Baz. "Have you ever done this before?" Simon. "Yes. No." "Yes or no?" "Yes. Not like this." Baz. "Not with a boy?" Simon. "Not when I really wanted it.

If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for.

I have never been sexually aroused by a man. But I have yet to kiss Johnny Depp, so you never know.

I think most men, heterosexual and homosexual, enjoy being considered sexual objects.

Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.

Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.

Women's vulnerability confessing their desire to see men as a success object is matched by men's confession of compulsiveness of sexual desire for women.

Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.

Fetish is a straight-up sex song.

More like Cross blew your circuits during one of his sexathons. Still can’t get over that man’s stamina. Wish he’d swing my way and wear me out.

I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.

Power is a great aphrodisiac and I am a very powerful person

Libraries are sexual dream factories. The langour brings it on.

I think good-looking naked ladies turn on the majority of men.

I have a lot of trouble getting turned on by girls who are turned on by celebrity.

What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.

Angel, getting you off is ninety-nine percent of the fun for me.

What is it men in women do require: The lineaments of gratified desire. What is it women do in men require: The lineaments of gratified desire.

You've made love to my mind, now you gotta take me from behind.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

From the age of 1 to 6 there is a small percentage that is exclusively homosexual, a small percentage heterosexual and there's a wide band in the middle of people who respond to various stimuli. A little bit here, a little more there.

I had to smile when stories emerged questioning whether I was gay. Obviously I knew I wasn't but people were curiously desperate to suggest I was ... when you know a gay guy has a crush on you, it's the most flattering thing.

If you're gay or lesbian, it's a biological error that inhibits you from relating normally to the opposite sex.