Jose Mourinho Quotes

I'm the best person ever to have a column in this business. There's never been anybody in my league.

You can't pretend there has ever been anyone come close to doing what I did. Nobody you could name could touch me, and I'm talking about nobody who's around now, nobody who was around in my prime, and nobody who was around any time you can mention outta your mouth.

Tom Brady is good, real good...but he plays in same league as I do.

A lot of people got something to prove. If I had something to prove, I proved it already, so why do I have to go showboat? Like, I don't say I got the hottest song in the world. And, personally, I think otherwise.

To tell the truth, I could beat anybody in the world.

When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.

I'm not saying I'm number 1, oh sorry I lied.. I'm number 1,2,3,4 and 5

I'm a big deal That's why I get more head than a pigtail

People whistle me because I am good-looking, rich and a great footballer. They are jealous of me.

Not to be egotistical, but I don't think there is a man on this planet who can beat me

Nobody does anything better than me in baseball (said before the 1971 World Series).

I think when you're as talented as me or you, you don't need to have an ego. On a serious note, the people I most admire in the world in my field have never shown that much ego to me.

Only Napoleon did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller.

If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.

I don't want people to get the impression that I just got money and now I'm cocky, because I'm not. I'm just a little overly confident.

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

One thing Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't is self-effacing. Everything has to be the biggest. His money, his muscles, his movies and his machines.

Don't be threatened by people smarter than you.

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

If you're anything like me there are days when you're convinced you know more than everyone around you. Which is often confirmed by your interactions with people.

There is a difference between conceit and confidence.

I am now a legend. I am also the greatest athlete to live.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.