Isaac Watts Quotes

Dogs are dogs, you sometimes think that they are not but they are. And they always are here there and everywhere.

Explaining "why" to a dog is pretty useless. You have to engage their instincts in order to change their behavior.

Dogs don't bark at parked cars.

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

I’m adding ‘canine’ to my searches,” I said. “And ‘instinct.’” “Whatever. I’m adding ‘lunatic.

Leave the rest to the gods.

Do not despise the fish because they are absolutely unable to speak or to reason, but fear lest you may be even more unreasonable than they by resisting the command of the Creator. Listen to the fish, who through their actions all but utter this word: 'We set out on this long journey for the perpetuation of our species.'

Let him go! I see God has decreed his death

I'm very religious. I believe that things happen, and you have to go along with them.

You can't train a penguin to act. You kind of have to take what you get.

Homo sapiens does its best to forget the fact, but it is an animal.

I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head, and he went and did the Cat instead.

There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it.

Dogs bark at what they don't understand.

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

My dog didn't like me very much. My first dog, Dmitri, was a poodle. I used to think Dmitri was something I could play with and ride. I tried to ride a poodle. And then he bit me.

Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it.

I'd be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational.

Much hostile and aggressive behaviour among animals is the expression of social insecurity.

It is my experience that in some areas [my poodle] Charley is more intelligent that I am, but in others he is abysmally ignorant. He can't read, can't drive a car, and has no grasp of mathematics. But in his own field of endeavor, which he is now practicing, the slow, imperial smelling over and anointing on an area, he has no peer. Of course his horizons are limited, but how wide are mine?

Muggs was always sorry, Mother said, when he bit someone, but we could never understand how she figured this out. He didn't act sorry.

Animals teach us about the animals in ourselves. We need their spirits.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

Maktub" (It is written.)