Dan Jenkins Quotes

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end up crying." - Prince Kheldar of Drasnia

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Having a sense of humor has served me more than it has hurt me - just in the sense that it has allowed me to keep my sanity.

Whatever it is probably won't go away, so we might as well live and laugh through it. When we double over laughing, we're bending so we won't break. If you think your particular troubles are too heavy and too traumatic to laugh about, remember that laughing is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't solve any problems permanently, but it makes things more acceptable for awhile.

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

My experience is to deal with things through humor.

I'd go mad if I didn't have things to make me laugh.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

When you feel the need to moan and groan, laugh with woeful recognition and eat flaky pastries. If you hear yourself taking the art of complaining a little too seriously, ask yourself what you're trying to accomplish, exactly.

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

I learned early in life that laughter is a great way to diffuse and uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life.

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.

If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane, If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane, If we weren't all crazy we would go insane.

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.

I have a robust sense of humour which helps me deal with problems.

I try to cope with everything through humor.

When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see your perplexing problems in a new way - you suddenly have a new perspective on them.

I can't imagine not joking even at the worst of times. And for me, it's sort of automatic.

Humor is healing.

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.