David Wong Quotes
John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.
Wong, David. This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It. Thomas Dunne Books, 2012.
Jason Pargin, known by his former pen name David Wong, is an American humor writer. He is the former executive editor of humor website Cracked.com, a recurring guest in the Cracked Podcast, and has written five novels: John Dies at the End (2007), This Book Is Full of Spiders (2012), Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits (2015), What the Hell Did I Just Read (2017), and Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick (2020). John Dies at the End was adapted into a film of the same name in 2012.