Dan Bilzerian Quotes

I play Texas Hold'em on my Blackberry. I have amassed a fortune on that. I have almost 30 million dollars from playing. It is unreal.

Poker has such an element of competitivness that other games don't have.

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another cash bracket.

Like every poor person, I used to dream about winning the lottery. I didn't just get money, though. I got fame. And I got fame before I got money, and it was scary.

May the flop be with you.

Pool is a fascinating game, but there is always the added factor of the money that really makes it hot.

You get steely nerves playing poker.

I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I'll play hi/lo, Hold 'em, Razz, etc.

I would rather have a million friends than a million dollars.

Some people, through luck and skill, end up with a lot of assets. If you're good at kicking a ball, writing software, investing in stocks, it pays extremely well.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'm filthy rich!

How many men are there who fairly earn a million dollars?

Regarding fame, fortune and Oregon I do wish I had more money.

Bottom line is, I didn't return to Apple to make a fortune. I've been very lucky in my life and already have one. When I was 25, my net worth was $100 million or so. I decided then that I wasn't going to let it ruin my life. There's no way you could ever spend it all, and I don't view wealth as something that validates my intelligence.

I'm a gambler at heart. That's my life.

A lot of boys in my poker circle are mathematicians who play on probability. I don't have that kind of brain, so I rely on instinct. But I recently found out that poker and cards in general go way back in my family gene pool.

I basically left Texas with no money. I was making $3.50 working in some mall, so I didn't have a lot of cash. I took $1,000 and headed to California. Along the way I stopped in Vegas because I had always wanted to see Caesar's Palace. So I stopped there and won $2,500 on a slot machine! It was amazing.

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.

I'm not a crazy Vegas guy. I'm not a gambler.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I met my boyfriend, a pro poker player, at a tournament. He tried to dissuade me because it's a seedy gritty world. Listen, I've played till 4 in the morning. I've played with a half million dollars on the table.

The only things I'm competitive in are backgammon and poker.

My total winnings after 14 appearances were $129,000.

I like to play poker. I have a nice poker group that's been going on for years.