Ralphie May Quotes

I truly believe in Claritin. I'm actually allergic to cats, and whenever my eyes get watery, I just pop a Claritin.

I was always the sniffly kid with bags under my eyes.

I have allergies, and I've had my share of nosebleeds, but that's usually related to pollen.

I'm allergic to Hawaii. Everything there makes me react in some way.

Georgia has some really tough allergies.

Between 1991 and 1997 I had really serious asthma.

I've had asthma my entire life.

I'm allergic to cats, so I'm psychologically wired to associating kittens with itchy eyes and popping Claritin.

I had never heard of staph until I got it. Didn't really know what was. Still don't really know what it is, but I know you just don't want to have it.

I think once I made up my mind that I was allergic to alcohol, and that's what I learned, it made sense to me. And I think it was kind of pointed out that you know if you were allergic to strawberries, you wouldn't eat strawberries. And that made sense to me.

I've got allergy pills upstairs in my room, and it says 'For Cat Work' right on it.

I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.

Unfortunately, I'm allergic to all animals and even some people.

I didn't know that my son had allergies until he spit up eggs one day, and one day he had a little peanut butter and his face swelled up. I took him to get tested and found out that he is allergic to everything.

I have terrible chemical allergies, and I'm constantly battling unsightly reactions.

My dad passed on asthma to me. It's kind of ironic because he outgrew it at 13.

I'm an asthmatic so if you want to ask someone about asthma, ask a doctor. I'm asthmatic but I'm not an expert on it.

And I really believe that. Asthma is NOT a disability!

Nutty fans are fine with me, as I have no known nut allergy. In general, though, it's best to carry an EpiPen to deal with outbreaks of fan nuttiness.

I was sick. I had a polyp on my throat. It would have been foolish for me to go out on the road with the problem I had.

CIU is not something to just tolerate. It's important to find an allergist or dermatologist who can work with you to help manage your condition.

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

I was lucky to have my allergist who diagnosed me with CIU.

My doctor suggested doing some blood tests and immediately discovered that my white blood cell count was low. So then I went through many more tests including bone marrow biopsies until they figured out that I had neutropenia.

Growing up, I had a hair condition where my hair would fall out easily, and I had bad asthma.