John Daly Quotes

Some people eat, some people drink, some people smoke. I Pledge.

I never trust a fighting man who doesn’t smoke or drink.

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.

They say you can smoke 400 cigs a day and drink 20 cups of coffee, but you can't have a line or a drink again.

Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses.

I try and take lots of vitamins and I don't drink. I do smoke, though, I'd be insufferable if I didn't smoke, you'd have to push me off a balcony I'd be so boring.

To console ourselves for all those things, happily we still have adultery! Maryland tobacco! And Spanish cigarette paper!

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and the intervals between them.

I just got caught up in the alcohol, women and all that sort of stuff.

I don't eat a ton of pasta or bread. But I eat dessert almost every night, and I drink. You need a bit of balance, and I've found mine.

Cigarettes are pretty much my worst vice, and I even stopped smoking for 20 years. I spend most of my free time with my family and working on art.

The pleasure we hold in esteem for the course of our lives ought to have a greater share of our time dedicated to it; we should refuse no occasion nor omit any opportunity of drinking, and always have it in our minds.

I've got two vices: cigarettes and taters.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

I was fortunate to get a lot of mileage out of my vices . . . The point is not to be debilitated by your pleasures. Maybe I have lucky genes or something but I've never been truly addicted to anything, except pleasure in general.

Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink.

I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot.

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

A man must have vices, expensive ones if possible. Otherwise when he reaches old age he will have nothing to be redeemed from.

Food, sex, and liquor create their own appetite.

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

Everybody's got a habit.

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I shop, okay?