Jerry Jones Quotes

There's two times of year for me: Football season, and waiting for football season.

February was always the cruelest month for Hunter S. Thompson. An avid NFL fan, Hunter traditionally embraced the Super Bowl in January as the high-water mark of his year.

I hope to get out before they start football next year.

I'm a sports guy. Football, God, I flip out.

For many sports fans, the onset of fall only means one thing: It's football season!

If it's football season, all things sort of stop. I'm from Seattle, so I'll watch the Seahawks and whatever other game that day is worthy.

The goal is to hit your stride, stay in the hunt and be playing your best football in December.

Nobody wins the league in December.

Some things that started in pre-season and then, you know what, the season gets started, you kind of forget about it and then move on to football, and it's strictly football until the season finishes.

I get excited for big games in December.

There is no sports event like Opening Day of baseball, the sense of beating back the forces of darkness and the National Football League.

I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn't kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he'd been training.

To watch a football game is to be in a prolonged neurotic doubt as to what you're seeing. It's more like an emergency happening at a distance than a game. I don't wonder the spectators take to drink.

Thankfully we had a big drive there in the fourth quarter after the fumble to put us up 11, and then the big drive to finish the game.

I like watching sports. I like going to sports games and that's kind of my life during football season for sure.

Tom Brady was suspended 4 games for hiding evidence. Hillary should have to sit out first 4 primaries.

For too long now, European football authorities have not taken the problem of racism in the game seriously and refuse to acknowledge how widespread the problem is.

Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms. The only thing more debased is the surrounding mob of drunken monkeys howling the gorillas on.

I'm watching a lot of the football.

Every trainer talks about movement, about running a lot. I say don't run so much. Football is a game you play with your brain. You have to be in the right place at the right moment, not too early, not too late.

If I can drop two touchdowns a game and win, I'll take it every time.

Any old coach will say the game was meant for finesse. It's a beautiful game, especially on television.

Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin.

Sometimes now, when I watch continental games on television, I'm a bit bored. I ask, 'where is the intensity?'

Only in football is long-term injury the result not of accidents but of the game played properly.