Robert Pattinson Quotes

[Sex] is really awkward. You know you have expectations and then it's this great moment of connection and it's a surprise. But that's what so exciting about it is that sense of surprise.

You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it?

If you agree to do a sex scene, you have to be willing to not be awkward about it. C'mon! I don't think of it as anything other than a dance, really. I don't see that person. I don't think of me being me.

Weave sex is a little awkward.

For anyone that has ever done a sex scene, it takes on the feeling of learning a ridiculous dance, like the electric slide. It's not a sexy experience.

I take it as a sign of intimacy and friendship when you feel comfortable enough with someone to have a little rough and tumble.

Don't go getting all shy on me now, Lana," he drawled, squeezing my sides with his hands

Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.

Really true intimacy is rare and it depends on other things besides sex.

I have always detested the belief that sex is the chief bond between man and woman. Friendship is far more human.

That’s an unfortunate place for a birthmark,” I said, more than a little unnerved that it was so similarly positioned to my own scar. Patch casually but noticeably slid his sleeve down over his wrist. “You’d prefer it someplace more private?” “I wouldn’t prefer it anywhere.” I wasn’t sure how this sounded and tried again. “I wouldn’t care if you didn’t have it at all.” I tried a third time. “I don’t care about your birthmark, period.

The secret ingredient to sex is love.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything.

Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you.

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. "But are you blond all the way down?" Don't you wish you knew?" Yes," he said simply. Well, you'll just have to wonder." I am," he said. "Blond everywhere," I could tell as much from your chest hair." He raised my arm to check my armpit. "You silly women, shaving your body hair," He said, dropping my arm.

Sex is not a mechanical act that fails for lack of technique, and it is not a performance by the male for the audience of the female; it is a continuum of attraction that extends from the simplest conversation and the most innocent touching through the act of coitus.

I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are. I laugh after every take just out of the discomfort I feel that I'm even on film. It's an awkward thing for me to be doing. Once we get going, it's always fine, and as we're shooting, I'm never thinking about it. I'd say that all my time in front of the camera is equally uncomfortable for me.

Sex is really only touch, the closest of all touch. And it's touch we're afraid of.

Lovemaking seems all too absurd when described.

No matter how much you know, no matter how much you think, no matter how much you plot and you connive and you plan, you're not superior to sex. It's a very risky game.... It's sex that disorders our normally ordered lives.

It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.

Even as an actor, when you have a kissing scene it's still weird.

Sex scenes are always a little uncomfortable at first.

She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.