Tao Lin Quotes

Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with her really well, and I enjoyed her perspective on life. I think she's really talented and very, very funny.

I like to believe that love is a reciprocal thing, that it can't really be felt, truly, by one.

I knew that we were clicking when mimics started kidding my voice, I'll know that I'm on the way out when they stop doing their imitations.

The human heart, at whatever age, opens only to the heart that opens in return.

On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something sneaky. Inside jokes, I don't like those. We can all ride together, and everyone's on the same thing going, 'Aha, I know where you're going here.'

People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's because we're so similar and close to each other that we make each other laugh - in fact we make each other laugh more than we make anyone else laugh.

You can't love someone unless they love you back.

That's the definition of love, that going out in spirit to a separate and other soul and being received similarly.

I believe equality in a relationship is very important, and for that, both partners should be equally capable to handle anything.

We sat down and talked about who we liked comedy-wise, TV-wise, what made us laugh and what we enjoyed doing. So a lot of our tastes went into 'The Ant and Dec Show.'

Love works in a circle, for the beloved moves the lover by stamping a likeness, and the lover then goes out to hold the beloved inreality. Who first was the beginning now becomes the end of motion.

A relationship is an imaginative act, it's an act of creation. Someone said to me the other day that a relationship between a person and a kid is unconditional; but the relationship between adults, to each other, is conditional, in a sense. But that condition can be the best kind.

We cannot, without depraving our minds, endeavour to please a lover or husband, but in proportion as he pleases us.

What I think," Chatty says, "is that if a man loves a woman more than a woman loves a man, then they're even.

Sometime, It's easier to love someone with flaws you can forgive in return for them forgiving yours.

One should not wish to enjoy where one does not give joy.

In the end, I think the relationships that survive in this world are the ones where two people can finish each other's sentences. Forget drama and torrid sex and the clash of opposites. Give me banter any day of the week.

Love's gift cannot be given, it waits to be accepted.

Love is a matter of give and take -- marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.

Lovers to-day and for all time Preserve the meaning of my rhyme: Love is not kindly nor yet grim But does to you as you to him.

...I'm no longer the scales most lovers are, weighing the deeds and gifts and treasures proffered against those received or stolen from the other, trying always to bring into fatal balance two separate things.

Love either finds equality or makes it.

No one can do me any good by loving me; I have more love than I need or could do any good with; but people do me good by making me love them - which isn't easy.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.