Scott Aukerman Quotes

I did a show called 'What A Country,' with Yakov Smirnoff and Don Knotts. I used to write jokes for Yakov's stand-up act.

On 'Sanjay and Craig,' I've had a number of chances to work with Chris Hardwick, and that is so much fun.

I watched 'The Neighbors' when it first came on, and I thought it was hysterical. And every time I think something just tickles my funny bone, I call my agent and say, 'You know, I like this show. If they're ever looking for somebody, I'd like to work with them.'

I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy.

I got a call from my manager saying, 'Howie Mandel wants to talk to you.' And I'm a comic - big fan of all he's done. He was pitching me 'Caraoke Showdown', and I was just excited about it.

I'm so lucky to do what I do, traveling across the country and making people laugh.

I want to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for even having a comedy category.

I ventured into a world of sitcom, and I have no regrets. I loved it.

There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me.

I started 'The Daily Show' when I was 22. I was going to class at Long Beach.

Amy Sherman-Palladino and Dan Palladino gave me such a gift with 'Bunheads,' and to give me this gift of going on 'Gilmore Girls' was beyond. It was awesome.

I never became a road comic.

If I could wave a wand, I would order another season of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' That's a show with a real voice.

In 'Sugar' I'll be singing in every episode and I'll be acting and doing comedy. It's ideal for me if it works.

When I was hired to 'SNL,' I was 25 years old.

I was very happy working in 'Comedy Nights' with Kapil.

I wrote for 'King of the Hill' for three seasons.

I feel very grateful for Sybil. 'Fawlty Towers' was very hard to make, but it was very stimulating.

I'm delighted to be working on 'Casualty.' It's a terrific cast and crew, and I'm very grateful for the opportunity.

On the back of my car, it says 'The Situation' in letters. It's pretty fun. I work so much, I've been blessed to be busy, but when I have time and I'm able to drive my car, which is a couple times here and there, you know, it says 'Situation' on the back of the car, and people are honking the horn and fist-pumping, and it's really, really cool.

My general feeling about award shows that I've been to in the past was always that when you win, it's a great time. What a joy. You're celebrating there. And when you lose, the whole thing feels very stupid and why does anyone care about any of this. This is boring. I want to go home.

I appreciate the audience for checking us as comics.

I'm happy to play characters but comedy, as a space, has given me a lot.

Yes, of course I love little Sarah Jessica Parker. I love the fact that when she accepts awards, she thanks everyone she's ever met and inanimate objects that have 'been kind to her.' And I love the fact that she hasn't had a flesh-coloured mole removed from her forehead (I'm not making it up; have a closer look next time she's on the screen).

I find award functions laughable. To me, it is just like an extension of a college annual day function.