Charlotte Perkins Gilman Quotes

I definitely do weird things every show.

I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.

I walk around talking to myself in accents. Usually people look at me like I'm a complete fruit loop.

I was a very strange child.

People are pretty strange.

My house was very strange. I didn't do things other kids did because my parents were very strict - I stayed at home, quiet in my room.

I don't think I've played a lot of crazy people.

I don't really have any gimmicks. I don't actually do anything that's strange. I don't even wear weird things.

All governments ... sometimes do strange things.

I don't know that I'm not normal, because usually, when I tell people the things I do, either their jaw drops or they look at me shocked, but I'm sure I do normal things - everyone eats, that kind of stuff.

I do a lot of strange things.

Proud to steal her anything she sees, but you will wind up peeking through her key hole down upon your knees.

A woman who acts like a fool is a fool.

I dumped out the bag and found what had been inside was a bunched-up police uniform, complete with the vest. "Where did you get this?" Boo asked. "It's Callum's," he said. "What's he wearing?" "At the moment, not much of anything. Put it on." I noticed Book perk up a bit at this piece of information.

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

Mike drank straight from the carton, wiped his mouth, and stared at her. "You've been acting freaky. Are you high? Can I have some if you are?

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

I know a con when I see one.

And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that.

What...what are you doing?" "I won't know," he said with a grin. He took a step towards me. "But I'm pretty sure you were doing it too.

Men like that - when they know they won't be found out - they will do anything.

Is he under the influence or something?

She watched him stop to pat the mayor on the back. He stumbled a little in the crowd, and his left hand disappeared ever so briefly inside the mayor’s tuxedo pocket. It was over in a flash, a blink, a second. And Macey was quite certain she was the only person in the entire room to have seen it, but that was just as well. At least, Macey had seen enough. And at last, the boy made sense." — Double Crossed by Ally Carter

If you see someone lying out knives and forks consistently, but then one day those knives and forks become weapons you're not sure if he does that as a warrior, that's just his thing.

You don't know a woman until you've met her in court.