Joseph Addison Quotes

Men fell in love with Gilda, but they wake up with me.

Out of five hundred who speak glibly of love, not one can spell the first letter of his name.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

Great passions, my dear, don't exist: they're liars fantasies. What do exist are little loves that may last for a short or a longer while.

It was the men I deceived the most that I loved the most.

When I was 23, I moved to Australia to be with this 43-year-old con artist I fell in love with.

I must've got whacked on the head. He presented a totally false person for me to fall in love with.

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine's Day even if we're relatively lucky in love.

There are only really a few stories to tell in the end, and betrayal and the failure of love is one of those good stories to tell.

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.

You can't go on telling, 'I am in love.'

Everyone falls in love, everyone gets their heart broken.

As long as she was falling in love with me, I might as well start making her promises I didn't intend to keep.

We get divorce, we get conned, someone we love dies, or we can't find anybody to love us or somebody breaks our heart and we realize this fairy tale ain't fair. So we suffer.

Rafe didn't just flirt-he charmed girls right up to the point where they fell for him, then he changed his mind.I called him a player with attention deficit disorder.

For love deceives the best of woman kind.

Tell me if the lovers are losers... tell me if any get more than the lovers.

No," Wednesday agreed. "You have tortured with silence. You let her grieve for a soul she did not lose, mourn a heart that should not have broken, and berate herself for betraying the man she loves...with the man she loves. It can't be 'true' love without the truth, Rumbold.

God, I hate you,” she says. “So much. Why do boys think that it will be better to lie and tell a girl how much they loved her and how they only dumped her for her own good? That they only tried to rearrange her brain for her own good? Does it make you feel better, Cassel? Does it? Because from my perspective, it really sucks.

Love fattens on smooth words.

If with love thy heart has burned; If thy love is unreturned; Hide thy grief within thy breast, Though it tear thee unexpressed; For when love has once departed From the eyes of the false-hearted, And one by one has torn off quite The bandages of purple light; Though thou wert the loveliest Form the soul had ever dressed, Thou shalt seem, in each reply, A vixen to his altered eye; Thy softest pleadings seem too bold, Thy praying lute will seem to scold; Though thou kept the straightest road, Yet thou errest far and broad.

Of all the bright cruel lies they tell you, the cruelest is the one called love.

I can speak for everybody in saying we've all been through a breakup to where you didn't want it to be over.

I felt that everyone had the same sentiments when it came to love that I did. I felt like if you really cared for somebody, then that was it. It never occurred to me that people could lie about the way they felt about you. I had to learn that the hard way.