Oscar Wilde Quotes

Whoever gives advice to a heedless man is himself in need of advice.

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.

If I could have anyone on speed dial it would be George Clooney. He seems like a cool guy who would give good advice.

I've had lots of good advice.

Well, I don't give it out very often, but I reject the notion that you have to be a practitioner to give good advice.

Lots of people will give you advice... and depending upon how well they know you, the advice might be valid or not so valid.

I had a lot of really terrible advice early in my writing career and I cheesed off people without even knowing it, all the while thinking I was implementing good advice.

I have received more advice than any man living—mostly bad.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulty.

I had a lot of really terrible advice early in my writing career, and I cheesed off people without even knowing it, all the while thinking I was implementing good advice. Well, what can you do about it? Next.

Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

We are never so generous as when giving advice.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

It has been well observed that few are better qualified to give others advice than those who have taken the least of it themselves.

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

When you're out of will power you call on stubbornness, that's the trick.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.