Gail Carriger Quotes

I do not want no pretty woman. First thing you know, you fall in love with her-then you got to kill somebody about her. She'll make you so jealous, you'll bust!

Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night." I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up. Your working with a guy name Tank? He's big. Jesus, Morelli said. I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank. You love me? Of course i love you. I just don't want to marry you.

You called me a natural con artist and asked me what other secrets I was hiding. I didn't answer because I already knew, in some deep, primal way, what furtive truth you were referring to: That I was destined to fall in love with you.

It takes two to make a love affair and a mans meat is too often a woman's poison.

I love you. We’re getting married, and that’s the way it is. Get used to it.

There is but one genuine love potion - consideration.

They say if you get her, you could understand her better and she known to be a cheater, but that's only if you let her.

What if she never remembers?" "Then you better make her fall in love with you, again." "How did I do it the first time?" "You let her in.

Do you think it makes people nasty to be loved? You know it doesn’t! Then why should it make them nice to be loathed? While you’re being persecuted, you hate what’s happening to you, you hate the people who are making it happen; you’re in a world of hate. Why, you wouldn’t recognize love if you met it! You’d suspect love! You’d think there was something behind it—some motive—some trick.

Jealousy is one of love's parasites.

It takes time for people to fall in love with you....but it’s inevitable

There are no rules when it comes to love. I just try to let love surprise me because you never know who you’re going to fall in love with. You never know who’s going to come into your life - and for me, when I picture the person I want to end up with, I don’t think about what their career is, or what they look like. I picture the feeling I get when I’m with them.

Everything is your fault. You made me fall in love with you, and now I'm so upset I can't think or sleep or eat.

Everything had come into sharp focus : his smooth words, his black, glinting eyes, his broad experience with lies, seduction, women. I'd fallen in love with the devil.

Bored by safety, the lover grows jealous and exacting.

Two weeks together, that’s all it took, two weeks for me to fall in love with you. ♥

Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the things that can love you back.

Jewelry, I'm telling you. It's a thing. And love. And maybe danger.

Looking at them now, thought Jim, you'd never believe they weren't in love with each other, and not with a hopeless, doomed obsession like poor Isabel Meredith. This was what love ought to be like: playful and passionate and teasing, and dangerous, too, with sharp intelligence in it.

Whats better than followers, is actually falling in love

I learned that I was either crazy in love with you, or putting on the best performance of my life.' -Nora (PG 263)

For love, thou know'st, is full of jealousy

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

I like my boy with his endless sweet soliloquies and iterations and his utter inability to conceive why I should not leave all my nonsense, business, and writing and come to tie up his toy horse, as if there was or could be any end to nature beyond his horse. And he is wiser than we when [he] threatens his whole threat "I will not love you."

There are lots of real men out there - men who could fall in love with you at the drop of a hat.