Howard Fast Quotes

I'm not just a cuckolded wife.

New York is a lot more fun than L.A.

Everyone's really lazy in L.A.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

My family loves to take me out, and we do regular things like go to the movies. My friends do that as well. At the same time, I love work and I want to be busy all the time!

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Films are all I know. I wouldn't know what to do with a day off.

Los Angeles is a really fun town.

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

If your husband is cheating on you with a carhop, get Meryl Streep to play you. You'll feel much better.

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

We live in a world where the more you're working, the more things you do. It's a workaday world.

Her [Hillary Clinton's] husband is running around on her with everything that walks. He's having an affair with Gennifer Flowers, he's having an affair with... I forget the names, but they're legion. He's cheating on her frequently, and she knows about it and yet puts up with it and stays in Arkansas. Why? At the beginning of feminism, when this is exactly the kind of boorish behavior women are not gonna put up with anymore, no way.

To find recreation in amusement is not happiness.

Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.

If my husband's going to kiss anybody, let it be Matt Damon.

Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.

Then you got Newt Gingrich up here who - didn't he leave his wife while she was dying to marry the next wife? Give me a break, Newt.

I love Los Angeles. It has a lot to offer culturally and has amazing restaurants.

One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages.

Dear Jane, Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes. Yours, Will Grayson

Adultery is an image of hell.

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?