Aubrey Plaza Quotes

I'm a pretty shy guy when it comes to girls and sex.

I am not very good with relationships. With anyone. I can't be locked up with anyone for too long.

I don't even date; I'm terrible with women.

I find it really hard to be close to anybody.

I don't think I am scared of intimacy, but I am frightened of making a mistake. offering more than I have, or expecting more than you can give. - Matt Sedon

I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.' Oh, Rae. Who hasn't

Love is a game-yes? I think it is a drowning.

I just have a harder time, I think, feeling close to people without self consciousness.

Love is a component of many different things - the baggage you bring, the moment, what you need in your life, seeing someone as a portal for understanding everything, and all the intensity that brings. It's not something to count on and act like it's a stable thing.

I have experienced bad dating and ineptitude with women all across the globe, from Vietnam to Paris. When I was 21, women were an enigma; they were this code that had to be cracked. They were 'The Other.' I have often thought writing this stuff into stand-up and shows would be an exorcism, but it hasn't been; it makes no difference.

People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.

To be honest, I find going out pretty scary and intimidating. Got all those people checking you out, with only one purpose: hooking up. I'm quite the dork, I'd rather sit home and play Scrabble. But that doesn't get you a girl, does it?

I have no useful theories about love and marriage.

If I'm with a man I'm soft and buttery.

I think invariably when you are dealing with relationships, the films really center on that, and the plot is really born out of that. That's the most core part of a relationship: intimacy, I think, whether it's expressed or not.

I'm a very shy person towards my intimacy and private life.

I think we all feel like misfits when we open our mouth sometimes, you know?

Sex isn't hard, but intimacy is terrifying.

I know that I cannot be with a person for three hours without saying at least ten things that would kill me.

I find it's really hard for anybody to meet anyone. I'm not big on dates anyways. I still have to work that out.

It's not like I've wanted to go out and look for someone. I'm not really good at that.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

I've never fallen in love right off the bat. I get scared to say I love you too soon because it means so much. It means you're not seeing an end to things.

I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar.

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.