Leslie Nielsen Quotes

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

What is this powerful have over my tub? Surely, I am transfixed by your firecracker charm and your suspended electrified wit.

You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake.

We never dealt with satire or suggestive material. Although some of our films were broad parodies or burlesques of popular dramatic themes, there was no conscious attempt at being either sarcastic or offensive.

We've got to stop this making fun of guys. I think part of it's to protect [Barack] Obama, because he's the one that's well known for that.

Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Don’t you two girls have something better to do, like pick out toe lint? (Acheron)

Sometimes grown ups don't act their right old age

Thank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously

What are you, Zen Master Fang?

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself." Right. Thank you, Mrs. Detweiler. I never would have come to that conclusion by myself. I was planning on incorporating a backflip into my next walk across the classroom but on second thought.

Don't worry, now that I know about your little ego problem, I'll do my best to look all gushy when you pound you chest.

Would you like me to [kill you] now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?

The modern world seems to make fun of people in a lot of ways.

No. Because it's so stupid no Dauntless with any sense would speak it, let alone think it. Pansycake. What are you, twelve?" "And a half," he says.

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.

Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.

You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets!

Yeah, I can dig that... SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!

It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me.

Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.

Ash sarcastically rang an invisible bell with his hand. "Ding, ding, ding. Give that boy a tropphy.

"Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic."