Mitski Quotes

I can do lightning mathematics quicker than somebody can do them on a calculator.

When you're out shopping, try to calculate the discount of something in the sales, or work out how much a bill in a restaurant will come to. Your brain is just like any other muscle - you have to train it to make it work faster.

Good wits will jump.

If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.

'Smart', in American usage, is slicker and sharper than 'intelligent'; faster off the mark and quicker on its feet than deep thought.

I can't read a computer screen and never use a calculator. It's all in my head and by hand.

I still have to count on my hands! I'll be in a restaurant doing a tip and I'll be like, 'What's 20% of this?'

Probably the best caddies are the smartest ones and the ones that are switched on mentally more than some of the others maybe.

The Fidasians are so expert in keeping their accounts, that they easily reckon as exact, and as quick by memory, as we can do with pen and ink

Intellect is the swiftest of things, for it runs through everything.

Pep is highly intelligent.

I'm pretty smart.

I'm mentally agile.

Sometimes I can switch into clever mode.

I've obviously got the brains. I've got the cardio.

Speaking of human computers, there is a guy named Art Benjamin, he's a human calculator. He says it's a skill he learned as a kid. Now he's a math professor at Harvey Mudd. He can find the square root of a six digit number in a few seconds. Practice.

Two key ingredients in any successful chef: a quick learner and someone with a sharp brain.

I'm not the smartest dude in the world. (After all... I picked a career in acting.)

Brains first and then Hard Work.

My brain doesn't work very well, in terms of mathematics. I'm not one of those people who can just spout off numbers for things, if numbers are thrown at me.

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.

I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

A good counter needs no calculator.

Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head.