Simon Beaufoy Quotes

I never go to these showbiz parties. I avoid them with a 10-inch pole.

People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on.

I'm kind of irritated by the Hollywood scene.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

You have to treat Hollywood like it's your boyfriend - he's there all the time.

The red-carpet thing of premieres and parties is probably my least favourite part of my job.

The thing about living in Los Angeles and doing a lot of movies is that you get to go to a lot of premieres, and, regardless of whether or not you're a celebrity, you still get to walk down the red carpet and then have everyone sort of screaming your name. The pictures never get printed anywhere, but they are nonetheless taking your picture.

I don't go to premieres I'm not involved in.

You know, Hollywood is a very interesting town - always has been, always will be.

Hollywood is a very inspiring place.

And I wasn't crazy about Hollywood in those days.

I don't want to go to Hollywood.

In Los Angeles, everyone is a star.

Hollywood is a strange place.

I wasn't the star-obsessed person. I never wanted to meet stars at film sets.

I hate the showbiz scene.

I'm always caught up in the thrill of award season: The golden statues, the glamorous stars, and the fabulous gowns.

I always felt that Hollywood has a way of making you feel outside.

Hollywood has nothing to do with real life.

Practically everyone in Hollywood has a neighbor who's been famous, wants to be famous, is famous, has been married to someone famous, worked with someone famous, slept with someone famous, been blackmailed by someone famous.

Hollywood is like being nowhere and talking to nobody about nothing.

I like parties, but I'm shy, and I often find myself standing around, feeling awkward.

I don't give a damn about Hollywood.

I adore being able to go to the Oscars and know every single person at the party afterwards.

I'm just not happy with Hollywood.