Tom Green Quotes

While 'The Middle' is still funny for adults to watch, there aren't sex jokes. And I'm fine with that. I like the idea that my nieces and nephews can watch it without their parents.

One of the things that we love most about our comedy [ American Reunion] is that it goes all-out.

In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent.

People don't expect me to have a weird sense of humor, but I do. I'm very eccentric.

There's a big song at the beginning [of Sausage Party], and that was really fun to do. It felt like we were living out a dream of being the South Park guys for a minute.

One of the funniest lines in my show was written for me by Alan Bursky. I really want to learn this routine!

I love good comedy. I don't like bad comedy. Of course, nobody loves bad comedy, but there's a lot of bad comedy out there.

I [give] maybe the long-winded speeches that not everybody reads, but I can also do a slow jam on Jimmy Fallon better than most.

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't; it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.

The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository.

Comedy is very important, yes. For one thing, it keeps you sane. But it's not really a conversion. I mean, it's marginally a conversion, because if people tune in or go to a nightclub or even watch television, and hear that a lot of other people are laughing at something you thought was not funny, at least it'll force you to reconsider.

Comedy is not pretty.

I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.

I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.

It was so much fun to have my very first TV (performance) be the holy grail of comedy, in my opinion. I was the guy from CHiPs and then I was Grizzly Adams. It was hysterical. We got to make out. It was really crazy, fun television.

I've always been a fan at home. That's the one joke I have with Sam [Champion]. "I've always loved you! I remember wanting to be you in grade school!"

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop coming, then I'll know that it's time to retire to the Jewish ranch.

I got a call from my mom today, she says, 'Well, David, I see you didn't get the 'Tonight Show' again.'

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.

Louis [C.K.] is great. But I don't know how many you could do.

My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.