Chi Chi Rodriguez Quotes

I don’t like getting old at all, but then again, who does?

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.

Of course, no one wants to get older.

No one looks forward to getting old do they?

The fear of old age is something that one feels when they're younger. Once you get to being old, you're already there, so you don't even think about it anymore.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

Old age isn't a battle; old age is a massacre.

One time, I was young. I was skinny. I was elegant. Getting old is terrible.

Whatever poet, orator or sage may say of it, old age is still old age.

Turns out I'm getting old.

The ordinariness of living to be old is too novel a thing to appreciate.

'Aging' has been bad ever since we figured out it led to dying.

All diseases run into one, old age.

I hate getting old, but I'm sticking with it!

The more the years go by, the more difficult it gets. I'm getting old.

Everyone gets old - there's nothing you can do about it.

You get old, you slow down.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age.

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.

Old age is the only thing that lives up to its reputation.

Everything about aging in my experience so far has been a plus. Except the death part!

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

We all wish to reach a ripe old age, but none of us are prepared to admit that we are already there.

Old age is, so to speak, the sanctuary of ills: they all take refuge in it.