Dudley Moore Quotes

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

I dated dozens of young men, had fun with all, made commitments to none.

It's a rock 'n' roll thing to have one-night stands.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors.

I've never even come close to having a one-night stand.

The only way anyone knows which girl I'm with is if a one-night stand goes on 'Howard Stern.'

I have a lot of friends, and it's not necessary that if I go out for lunch or dinner with someone, they have to be my girlfriend; or that I'm committed to them.

I just want a friend with benefits.

Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

Starved for affection, terrified of abandonment, I began to wonder if sex was really just an excuse to look deeply into another human being's eyes.

That was probably the mistake of my generation, that we thought that having sex with anyone would be intimate and it wasn't.

If you're not ready to consider marriage or you're not truly interested in marrying a specific person, it's selfish and potentially harmful to encourage that person to need you or ask him or her to gratify you emotionally or physically.

I don't want a boyfriend just for the sake of it. I don't trust most people out there. There's too much at risk and I don't need to be a notch on somebody's bedpost. I'll flirt with you all night long, but then it's buh, bye!

I no longer want it all, just some comfort and some sex and some minor love.

I don't think it's a requirement that a happy, fulfilling relationship also provide the best sex of all time.

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, Do you really have to be here? I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex.

Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

Two things I do value a lot, intimacy and the capacity for joy, didn't seem to be on anyone else s list. I felt like the stranger in a strange land, and decided I'd better not marry the natives.

Some relationships aren't meant to be Great Love; they're meant to be like a hot fudge sundae--enjoyable but not something you can acually live on.