Rich Eisen Quotes

The media, of course, loves to make claims about the fountain of youth. Don't believe it. No one has it. But we're getting close.

Some grow young, some grow cold...

The whole thrust of science and the medical profession is to try and prevent it from happening, to try to prolong life, to keep you from dying, to keep you from getting older, to rejuvenate you. I mean, that's everybody's wish. The fountain of youth is everybody's sought-after thing.

I show people how to build their own immortality device.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

As long as humans have existed, we have always desired to live longer. Every society, every religion, every culture. Of course, they all failed at dramatic life extension.

In a dream you are never eighty.

My mother lived till she was 95 and never had a line on her face or a frown line. She was beautiful.

I discovered something amazing, which has caused a lot of controversy - the fountain of youth. I have to keep it a secret!

I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!'

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely.

'Fountain of youth' is actually kind of ambiguous - does it mean a way to make everyone healthy and let them live indefinitely? Or are we talking about something that would reset you physically to the way you were in your youth, which for various reasons not all of us would be enthused about?

Every time an article is written about me or any of my contemporaries who's had the fortune and discipline to look good at a certain age, I am struck by the tone of astonishment, and the certainty that something is being done secretively to beat the devil.

Those whom the gods love grow young.

One of my favorite books was 'The Book of Immortality' by Adam Leith Gollner, which talks about cheating death and life extension and frames with a story that David Copperfield finds a fountain of youth on an island he bought.

Music keeps you eternally young. It just does.

I want to live until they find a cure for dying.

I'm just trying to find the fountain of youth. I'm trying to find some drops and sprinkle it in there. I'll find the well.

I actually think it will be possible one day to be immortal.

If science can help us have the same quality of life we enjoyed when we were much younger, we should grasp it with both hands.

I don't think it is about stalling or curing: it's about reversing. Curing gives you the impression of immortality. Stalling gives you the impression that you'll be 85 forever, which is not great.

I envied these women I saw before me, their beauty still intact. Life has its revenge of life. Untimely death is the secret of eternal youth.

while we all desire to live long, we have all a horror of being old!

Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.

You have the power to reverse your age.