Anthony Rendon Quotes

Real life happens. Sometimes it's messy. Sometimes it doesn't work.

There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

My life was a sort of series of random disasters.

Everything isn't always going to be peaches and cream. If it is, then it's fake.

Well, there are a lot of things outside our control - outside my control. And this is true with anybody's life: You try to keep the train on a certain track, and then there are a lot of moving parts that you can't control. And that tends to make you nervous.

Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.

I don't expect the sun to be always shining, or even want that to happen.

Life is always surprising to me. When you think it's going to get dull, it never really does.

Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than we wish.

Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.

Life is full of challenges and surprises.

There's no 'Chutes and Ladders' in life.

Life is an unending stream of extenuating circumstances.

Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible.

The future has a way of arriving unannounced.

Bad things happen, and you can only be so prepared.

Life throws curveballs.

Life itself is so surprising, a predictable story is unsatisfying.

Part of what you learn about life is that a wrecking ball can come out of nowhere, and it isn't just going to take out your left toe. It can hit you right in the middle and take you down.

Life can't be always be stable always right. There are things which are out of your control.

You just can't get surprised when you get surprised, because weird stuff just comes over the transom all the time, and it's not necessarily anything that you've planned for or anticipated.

At any given moment, we each face a barrage of obligations, often disparate and distinct from what we thought would happen when we woke up. From the tragic to the common to the extraordinary, life refuses to be divvied up into careful slices of time. No technology can manage to overcome the realities of reality.

I haven't had a perfect life.

A life of anybody is not perfect; there is always things that happen, and that is what makes it interesting.

There are times when things are not going according to plan, and of course, you never want those times.