Patricia Velasquez Quotes

My mom has always shopped for me. I'm so lucky that I have an in-house stylist.

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

I like to be able to get up and go and buy a pint of milk without bumping into 20 people I know.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.

I go to Wal-Mart all the time. The one in my hometown of Hendersonville, Tenn., is open 24 hours, so I go there a lot to buy DVDs and stuff like that.

I started at an agency called Intertalent. You copy scripts, you pick up people's dry cleaning, you take their dogs to the vet, you deliver packages, you do whatever they want you to do.

There is so much that people take for granted.

It would be all right with me. I'd probably get a car and driver out of it.

You can get stuff done in New York that you can't in Los Angeles. If you wanted to get some milk and get your shoes repaired and drop something off at the dry cleaner, that's an all-day adventure in Los Angeles. In New York, you can bang that out in half an hour.

Many people in the western world are spoiled by the conveniences of our culture.

In SW1 you don't really need survival skills, you just exist.

There were times when we didn't have hot water or a phone line. But I guarantee you, we always had cable, and it was always on.

I would love someone to follow me around with a boom box so I could have a soundtrack to record my daily moments. That would be awesome! I also wouldn't complain if I had someone doing my hair - I have a hard time with my hair.

Beulah, peel me a grape

You're not gonna give somebody more money if they don't ask for it.

If you live in an atmosphere of luxury, luxury is yours whether your money pays for it, or another's.

You can't just sit around in leopard-print slippers and drink champagne all day and think everything's gonna work out somehow.

I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.

Why, when people are starving, am I on a carpet that's red? Because I'm "important"? Because I'm "famous"? That's not how I roll.

You know that when you suggest something on the page, it's going to be there, plus more. It's a great luxury to know that you don't have to push it. You just lay it out, and it will be there.

If I get home, I'll be so stinking rich, I'll be able to pay someone to do my hearing.

If anyone other than you had me fly halfway around the world just to keep me waiting while you were obviously lingering in bed, I’d have my driver run them over. Twice.

Cell phones are so convenient that they're an inconvenience.

What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.