Judd Apatow Quotes

If you don’t know how to fix it, please, stop breaking it.

I like fixing things.

Mending the fence when one loses a sheep is still not too late.

You need to fix it, Mr. Dudley, or we will get someone who will.

If it's broken, it can be fixed.

Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.

If something doesn't work exactly right, or maybe needs some special treatment, you don't just throw it away. Everything can't be fully operational all the time. Sometimes, we need to have the patience to give something the little nudge it needs.

Not causing trouble, not touching anything, fixing the primus.

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

With Harley, you build it, then you've got to take it apart.

You want to put the fire out first and then worry about the fire code.

I fix things now and then, more often tweak HTML and make scripts to do things.

I feel like a repair man behind a dyke. No sooner do I plug one leak, than another springs.

My job is to repair the windows that the Emperor breaks.

When something is so damaged or something is just not right, you can't fix it in a moment. The only thing is time.

I'm kind of the crisis communications person at 'SNL.' If there are fires to put out, they try and find me.

I learned to not be afraid to fix things that break.

One operator is no big deal. That can be fixed in a jiffy.

Leaders fix things that are broken.

Do it. Try it. Fix it.

Sometimes when you mend a chain, the place where you fix it is strongest of all... Never was a chain that couldn't be broken. Sometimes its even a good idea.

Do it, fix it, try it.

If you had the ceiling falling down in your living room, would you not go and have a repair?

The world is on fire, and I'm doing my best to help steer the firetruck.

The finger cut, to save the hand.