Rajneesh Quotes

Vladimir: I don't understand. Estragon: Use your intelligence, can't you? Vladimir uses his intelligence. Vladimir: (finally) I remain in the dark.

I actually think Bill Gates is conventionally smarter, even though it's a dumb word, but mental processing power - I've watched him use four different screens, process information, get to the right answer, boom boom boom.

I don't like to say it, but I don't care, I'm a real-life genius.

I got good grades in school, but I'm not sure if I'm smart or if it just means I can study. I've never taken one of those IQ tests, and I don't want to. It's so pointless. As long as you enjoy life and have fun and you're healthy and happy, that's what matters.

If intelligence were a television set, it would be an early black-and-white model with poor reception, so that much of the picture was gray and the figures on the screen were snowy and indistinct. You could fiddle with the knobs all you wanted, but unless you were careful, what you would see often depended more on what you expected or hoped to see than on what was really there.

You know, I'm, like, a smart person.

I don't think I'm that intellectual.

I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

He's a smart man, so I am assuming he will do it.

...the nose is generally the organ in which stupidity is most readily displayed.

Intelligence is called the world's second oldest profession for a reason. Everyone does it.

Some people think that I haven't got the brains to be that clever.

I think your girlfriends getting Jealous," Luce said, gesturing at the pair. "Which one?" He asked. "I didn't realise they were both your girlfriends." "Neither is my girlfriend. I meant, which one did you think was my girlfriend?

If thy wealth waste, they wit will give but small warmth.

If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.

Dollars and guns are no substitutes for brains and will power.

Perhaps the best test of a man's intelligence is his capacity for making a summary.

An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants.

You know very well that I no longer think. I am far too intelligent for that.

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

I'd rather be smart than a movie star.

Knowledge is silver. Outlook is gold. IQ is a lead weight.

This is an odd profession, and sometimes people get jealous, but I haven't really experienced any of that. Everyone's been really happy for me, which is really, really great.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.

I don't know what my IQ is. People who gloat about their IQ's are losers