Ted Turner Quotes

Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.

If you can't be seven feet tall, be seven feet smart.

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.

I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.

Brainy's the new sexy.

..be smart, don't be a retard.

Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgement, the manner in which information is coordinated and used.

Get smart and nothing can touch you.

Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?

Suppose, gentleman, that man is not stupid.

Be the smartest at the table and you can wear whatever you want.

You know, I'm, like, a smart person.

If being smart is what you say it is, I will remain a fool my entire life.

There are only two precious things on earth: the first is love; the second, a long way behind it, is intelligence.

If you only have brains on your head you would be as good a man as any of them, and a better man than some of them. Brains are the only things worth having in this world, no matter whether one is a crow or a man.

If thy wealth waste, they wit will give but small warmth.

Some [people] are really smart. You know who you are. Some [people] are really thick. Unfortunately, you don't know who you are.

I'd rather be smart than a movie star.

Looks fade. Brains don't.

There is a difference between people who are educated and people who are smart.

The difference between stupid and intelligent people - and this is true whether or not they are well-educated - is that intelligent people can handle subtlety.

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that it is money.

I'm a little smarter than most.

Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.