Bret Bielema Quotes

High on the list of things I've been meaning to do since I moved to New York in 2004 is going up to a Columbia University football game.

I remember going to university, and the people who'd left home for the first time looked at the food and were horrified. Whereas, my view was that if it was vaguely edible, then it's fine.

I went to North Carolina to play football.

No one would have ever thought College GameDay would be coming to the University of Houston, I know that.

I was on the sideline for the '85 Super Bowl, but I was going to college.

Freshman year of college, one of my coaches was out with family friends or whatever. Somebody said my name and kind of stuttered it or mumbled it. He was like, 'What'd you say? Mr. Biscuit?' instead of Mitchell Trubisky. It kind of stuck that week of practice, and that's what all the boys started calling me.

Back home, the Iron Bowl isn't just a football game, it's a phenomenon.

Actually, I am loathe to admit, but I also remember freshman year of Emory - and I'm so sorry to have to admit this - but there was a Domino's Pizza in Emory Village, where I went to college, and I was ordering a pizza.

I was on the plane with Dwayne You can call me Whitley, I go to Hillman

The first place I ever performed was at CU Boulder. I went there my freshman year and discovered stand-up after my friends talked me into signing up for a showcase on campus.

There's nothing more pathetic than listening to a football game over the Internet, but I've done that.

I was a big fan of Coolio, growing up, and I was excited to meet him. We played golf, which definitely is not my sport, and he was a character.

I was a mess my freshman year of college. I still had so much pain in my heart.

After everything that's happened, I'm sitting here in my last year of college football. I'm just happy. I'm in a good spot.

Moving gave me confidence. I was really reclusive when I first moved. I stayed home a lot or went to shows alone. But by the second semester of my freshman year, I started making friends.

My freshman year of high school, I started wrestling, and I ended up loving it more than anything I'd ever done.

First semester I took classes like econ and that kind of stuff, and I was miserable.

Portugal away is a great match. Even when it's just a friendly.

I've done a good job putting some meat on my bones since my freshman year of college. It's taken a lot of work. I was just under 200 pounds my freshman year; I was 6'8' and 198 pounds.

I can't remember the last time I've been to a football game as a spectator.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

It was the Buffalo Bills at the Minnesota Vikings on NBC. It went to about five markets.

As far as I'm concerned, that is the end of the matter. We have a big game against Birmingham on Saturday and that is where our focus lies.

Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses.

I guess that would have been 1968. I was a freshman in college and I wasn't writing good poems, but I was at least trying to write poems then.