Andy Rooney Quotes

I've never been that person who wants a Rolls Royce or wants to live in a mansion or what have you.

To be extravagant you need money. True. But you do not need your own money.

I'm a little lavish I must admit. But I'm not really concerned with money. Being rich is not my goal, being wealthy is.

For me, life is not about gold taps and marble all over the place.

I once had money to burn. I'd fly to Barbados for the weekend. I lived in a twenty-two-room mansion and had my pick of four luxury cars.

I've got so much money it's ridiculous.

When you've got the money, you spend it. When you've spent it all, let someone else get going and spend theirs.

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?

I try to wear $1 million a day. At least.

I haven't bought a yacht or an island or even a palm tree.

Being a billionaire is sort of passe.

My life is extravagant.

Opulence doesn't cost more than boring.

If you only use rich and luxurious ingredients, you end up with excess.

Beware of luxury! Beware of acquiring the taste and need for it, under the pretext of providing for the morrow.

VIP Rosé you can have a beer Cuz honey when you gettin money you don't have a care

I didn't go around the world, I went around the world on a private jet. I didn't have a hotel room, we had an entire floor. We were spoiled.

I stole every nickel and blew it on fine threads, luxurious lodgings, fantastic foxes, and other sensual goodies. I partied in every capital in Europe and basked on all the world's most famous beaches.

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am not aware of the extent of my wealth. That's how rich we are.

The best thing about being rich is the freedom; freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want. It doesn't suck.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

I'm a very wealthy man.