Jen Lancaster Quotes

New Year's Eve always terrifies me.

I hate New Year's Eve.

For the millennium [New Year's Eve], you really have a choice to make. You either have to be naked with your head on fire and a shotgun in Bali or else you have to spend time with friends or family around the fireplace. And I'm choosing option B

I hate horror movies! I avoid them like the plague. I don't like getting scared.

I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.

I don't like conflict.

And New Year's Eve is very, very important to me.

Oh, I try to stay as far away from karaoke as humanly possible!

New Year's was insane! It was the best show I've ever played for New Year's.

In time we hate that which we often fear.

I hate to dance. The thought of having to dance terrifies me.

Everyone loves to feast their eyes on Times Square on New Year's Eve.

I won't be going to any New Year's Eve parties because I think they're naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties.

I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.

Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.

If you over plan New Year's Eve it's going to be a disaster so you have to be alive to changes.

Gu was a worrier, a neurotic curmudgeon. If he had a headache, it was a brain tumor; if it looked like rain, this year's harvest was ruined. This was his way of controlling the situation, his lifelong strategy for always coming out ahead. Now, when reality looked more dire than any of his fatalisitic predictions, he had no choice but to turn tail and charge in the opposite direction.

celebratin' New Year's Eve is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em.

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

Fear never shows up and the party ends early.

I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.

Why should I be afraid now? Strange men have come to kill me ever since I was twelve years old.

I'm working, but there is so much still to be done! And it frightens me to think of my weight of years. But on we go, without fear or hesitation!