Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

We have always had dogs, so I've never known a time in my life where haven't had a dog. And it is so nice to have something there that is always happy to see you, can always give you love, and is unconditionally loyal. I have always enjoyed having something to take care of, and it prepared me for motherhood.

I want to remind people with dogs that they are your responsibility.

I love dogs, but they are a big responsibility, and with four children, having one would be too much.

Pethood is hard.

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog.

The only weights I lift are my dogs.

I have an issue with dogs - I can't pick up after them. It's nothing personal; it just makes me feel like a servant.

A mom has to be ready for anything.

I'm a work in progress. You know, my kids didn't come with instructions... and neither did this business, so when I put the two of them together, I gotta take it a little at a time.

My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it.

I'm not the best dog owner.

I'm a dog lover - I've had them since I was younger.

If you get a certain amount of notoriety for doing something, and you can stick to that type of project for the rest of your life and make a decent living, I think you still have a responsibility to stretch. Flexibility is what keeps you alive.

If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.

I don't have a dog, because I travel too much. I don't want to just leave it abandoned.

In order to keep up with the rapid evolution of the sport, you've got to keep an open mind.

I’d rather welcome change than cling to the past.

Oh, and I’m also happy to watch our darling little love child dragon while you’re in St. Louis.

The only person you are fighting is yourself and your stubbornness to engage in new circumstances.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

If I look back after 10 weeks and say I really want to stay then maybe I can make that happen. If I say OK it was good, but I’m ready to go then I can go, but for now I’m taking it week by week.

I move with the time. Whatever's happening in time, I'm in.

I'm not the type of person that just needs to feel concrete and like nothing's going to change. I revel in the change.

Always stay in with the outs.