Coolio Quotes

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

Car chases usually don't involve major criminals - they're usually guys afraid of getting another traffic ticket.

The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.

Your driving is unpleasant, but it isn't technically unsafe.

If you put somebody on a crack pipe and give them a 9 mm Baretta, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what's going to happen next.

I speed up past mirrors.

I don't smoke pot. I never liked it.

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign. The cop who pulled me over had no mercy.

I bought a Yamaha-1 and I was doing 180 miles per hour home on the 405 and that's really, really crazy but I did it.

I always drive like a madman.

People do really stupid things while driving.

They almost ran me off the road several times. There are so many chances that they take to get the right photo.

Having smoked a marijuana joint in 1968 is no big deal.

It really annoys me when the light turns green, and you're behind somebody, and they're just sitting there looking at the light for about 15, 20 seconds.

Some cyclists are complete prats, obviously, but so are some drivers.

I like a drink and enjoy being Jack the Lad. I've had a few scraps and spent a night in a cell.

I've wrecked a lot of good cars in my day.

So when he asked about getting high, I didn't think, I agreed. We smoked some good California green. Took three tries to put me in the place he said I should be.

So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.

You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee

I spent most of the eighties, most of my life, riding around in somebody else's car, in possession of, or ingested of, something illegal, on my way from something illegal to something illegal with many illegal things happening all around me

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

There's no drug that I would never take again.

Mike drank straight from the carton, wiped his mouth, and stared at her. "You've been acting freaky. Are you high? Can I have some if you are?