Stephen Merchant Quotes

Sheer flattery got me into the theater. Flattery always works with me, particularly the flattery of women.

Charm is a way of getting the answer 'Yes' without asking a clear question.

When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.

I joined the church choir because there were these two hot chicks. Then people started giving me compliments. 'You really have a good voice.' Really? I just joined the choir for these girls.

Some people are really, really attracted to looks first, or money, or things like that.

In 'Drama,' I play a flirtatious girl who uses her femininity to get things done.

Beautiful coquettes are quacks of love.

Do not let any sweet-talking woman beguile your good sense with the fascinations of her shape. It's your barn she's after.

I flirt all the time. I like men! I don't think we can do without them.

We often judge people by their cars and the money they have... Sometimes worth is decided based on outer appearances and that's sad.

That's all it takes in life to win a woman over - a good gimmick.

Our society is used to judging content by its package and label.

Anything that a man hears is sexy is gold to him.

Looks are like honey: They'll attract flies, bees, bears, but they won't necessarily keep them.

I'm impervious to charm. I can see through it.

I like men who confidently flirt with women they have just met.

The guys that drive Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Bentley GTs, it's because they want to flaunt the fancy car and get the girls and stuff.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

It's easy to convince men to love you, Puck. All you have to do is be a mountain they have to climb or a poem they don't understand.

Beauty! thou pretty plaything! dear deceit, That steals so softly o'er the stripling's heart, And gives it a new pulse unknown before!

Could I make you believe something that wasn't true?' He studied her through his eyelashes. 'You could make me believe anything at all.

I'm not honest, but you're interesting!

You are not going to waltz in here and distract me with a clever phrase and a beguiling smile." "You think my smile is beguiling?

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

I haven’t even really tried to win you over, Roza. When I want to, I can be very persuasive.