Joe Buck Quotes

It is perhaps being economical with the truth.

I suppose I shouldn't go around admitting I speak untruths on the radio.

There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics.

I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it.

The average person tells a few white lies.

In my lifetime I have never seen such a volume of deceiving and dissembling.

[Richard Cheney is] an unabashed bender of the truth.

I detest people who lie. I can't stand it.

We are being very nomadic with the truth, yes?

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

I was one of the most brilliant liars as a child.

I was a good liar as a child.

One of my weaknesses happens to be lying, and I could tell you that I'm never going to lie again in my life, but that would be a lie.

Lies can be verbal or nonverbal, kindhearted or self-serving, devious or bald-faced; they can be lies of omission or lies of commission; they can be lies that undermine national security or lies that make a child feel better. And each type might involve a unique neural pathway.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie.

I can't say why people lie; they just do. Everyone has their own reasons for not telling the truth.

I think I lie way too much to even know what I've lied about.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

A liar begins with making falsehood appear like truth, and ends with making truth itself appear like falsehood.

Well, the truth is that a lot of people lie about their health, they lie about the finances, they lie about things at work, they lie about things.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.

White lies always introduce others of a darker complexion.

People lie, and they always are very very creative in finding new ways to lie.