Patrick Bamford Quotes

I cleaned many a toilet.

There's no getting away from it: you have to clean.

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.

I love cleaning. I love mopping the floor. If you need your floor mopped, I'm there.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

You could eat sushi off my bookshelf. My cleaning regime is like a battleground. I'm Genghis Khan and my cleaning products are my Mongolian army and I take no prisoners. The rest of my life is an experiment in chaos so I like to keep my flat neat.

We keep our house very clean. Lint rollers and vacuum cleaners.

I cook and wash, cook and wash. When I am done, the kitchen is like a mirror.

I had a brief experience in the food industry. I was a bus boy in a Mexican restaurant in Arizona, scraping re-fried beans off people's plates. It teaches you a bit of humility and the importance of a good deodorant.

My house is really clean. It's a really big house so I have three ladies who come in and clean it twice a week, but let's just say that, in between times, maybe it's not quite so clean.

I started out printing silk screen t-shirts. I sold ink pens. I worked construction. I worked at a gas station. I pumped gas. I was a mechanic for a little bit. I went into sewers, down into sewer lines. I had a lot of somewhat unpleasant gigs for a time there.

I cleaned toilets and shined shoes.

I used to work in kitchens, doing 12 or more hours a day of physical labor, so today, eight to 12 hours of cooking, chatting or filming feels like a vacation. When I have a scheduled 'day off,' I spend several hours writing, then I clean until I crash from fatigue. I don't relax well.

I'll sweep the floors. I've picked up napkins in the men's room. I'm not above anything.

You do not get gold stars for cleaning your toilet. In actual life, there is a depressing lack of stickers.

I'm a cleaner, a put-er away-er, an organizer of things.

I'm actually really good at vacuuming, and I don't even mind it so much. I hate dusting with a passion, and I am not a fan of tidying up, but vacuuming I can do. And mopping floors: I'm not bad at that, either.

We keep the house really clean. Organized and neat is better for me.

Devote 100 hours every year towards the cause of cleanliness.

I'm a working man in my prime cleaning windows.

If you move furniture all day, if you're a construction worker, if you have a job that's real physical, this idea that there is a sport that involves the kind of conventional, traditional view of toughness, you see that still as a positive thing.

But labor of the hands, even when pursued to the verge of drudgery, is perhaps never the worst form of idleness. It has a constantand imperishable moral, and to the scholar it yields a classic result.

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

Health lies in labor, and there is no royal road to it but through toil.