John Niven Quotes


I returned from my last L.A. visit to find myself tipping the scales like Homer Simpson when he tries to gain enough weight to qualify as disabled to be allowed to work from home. All I was missing was his kaftan and Fat Guy Hat. So, I decided it was time to diet.


Citations

Niven, John. "John Niven." Sunday Mail, Scottish Daily Record and Sunday Mail, 2015.

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John Niven
John Niven
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  • Nationality: Scottish
  • Profession: Author

John Niven (born 1968) is a Scottish author and screenwriter. His books include Kill Your Friends, The Amateurs, and The Second Coming.