Jane Green Quotes

Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa.

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Men's vows are women's traitors!

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

For me, I always wonder what's worse: an emotional betrayal or a physical betrayal? That's a really tough call.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

I think men are mainly unfaithful because as they get older, they feel the urge to prove to themselves that they are still attractive. They need proof from outside the marriage. It's really sad. It's all about them. It's not about their wives at all.

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.

My husband and I were very in love, and I had no reason to suspect that his interests lay anywhere else.

The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars.

Men and women who decide to flirt with adultery just once can become enmeshed in misery and unhappiness for themselves and their precious families.

I couldn't stand that my husband was being unfaithful. I am Raquel Welch - understand?

In real life, there are some times where a partner has cheated on somebody, and that person never found out about it. I have to imagine that that's happened before. It's a thing we don't really want to think about, because it's maybe the most painful thing to think about in a relationship - 'What if I've been cheated on and never knew?'

I would be heartbroken if I found out my husband had a mistress.

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

Husbands lie, Masha. I should know; I've eaten my share. That's lesson one. Lesson number two: among the topics about which a husband is most likely to lie are money, drink, black eyes, political affiliation, and women who squatted on his lap before and after your sweet self.

When a promise is broken, the promise still remains. In one way or another, we are all unfaithful to each other, and physical unfaithfulness is not the worst kind there is.

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.

Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

If your husband is cheating on you, it doesn't mean that you need to get prettier -- it means he's a scumbag.

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

I find infidelity interesting because it's so revelatory about people. It's this really silent thing. Everyone acknowledges it as a general practice, but nobody likes to go beyond that, to get down to the nitty-gritty.