Bill Bryson Quotes


I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he is ready to see you, and you can't go home again. Since the spring of 1995, I have been quietly, even gamely, reassessing point number three.


Citations

Bryson, Bill. Notes from a Small Island. Doubleday, 1995.

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Bill Bryson
Bill Bryson
  • Born: December 8, 1951
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Author

William McGuire Bryson OBE HonFRS is an American–British author of books on travel, the English language, science, and other non-fiction topics. Born in the United States, he has been a resident of Britain for most of his adult life, returning to the U.S. between 1995 and 2003, and holds dual American and British citizenship. He served as the chancellor of Durham University from 2005 to 2011.