Dave Barry Quotes


I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.


Citations

Barry, Dave. Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down! Crown, 2000.

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Dave Barry
Dave Barry
  • Born: July 3, 1947
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Humorist

David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels. Barry's honors include the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary (1988) and the Walter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Journalism (2005).