Ralphie May Quotes

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I'll never be thin. Let's be honest.

I am not a member of Fat Liberation, nor do I think that obesity is healthy. But I do believe that in many ways my life has been a more charmed and happy one because I was always large.

So instead of beating myself up for being fat, I think it's a miracle that I laugh every day and walk through my life with pride, because our culture is unrelenting when it comes to large people.

I've never been a size zero, let me say that here and now. I've never been that sort of person.

I really worshipped Mama Cass a lot. Mama Cass, who was really fat and she didn't lose weight. Yeah, she went on diets but for the most part of her life and the better part of her career she was a big person.

Yes and, you know, I can't use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself plus size, used to call myself chubby. I used to call myself overweight.

I don't go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn't feel fun to me.

'Curvy' is just a polite way of saying 'fat.'

Big women do themselves a disservice when they attempt to become the Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin are bad enough, all that running around and sweating, somehow believing it means anything).

I'm learning a lot about the culture of weight loss. I didn't know there were bloggers out there who were proud to be fat.

We decided we don't use the term 'fat' for me. We use the term 'juicy' for me. My wife's fine with it, but the rule is when I'm over double her weight, it's over.

In the Everybody-Give-Me-A-Hug victim culture in which we live, the obese want a spot at the table along with those who face discrimination based on the way that God or Nature or our Intelligent Designer created us.

I'd rather be overweight and curvy than super thin with no curves. I'm proud of my body.

I've been every size in the world. Parts of my twenties, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. 'If I was a 6 or an 8,' I thought, 'Why aren't I a 2 or a 4?'

If someone calls you fat and you are fat, then it will be hurtful only if you feel you should not be fat.

A lot of women think being thin is the way to go, but I prefer to have some meat on my bones.

I've always been an overweight girl, and I've never had an issue with that. I'm very comfortable with my body.

This is who I am. I am never going to be a size zero.

My audience has accepted me for a long time as, you know, not a fat comedian but a comedian who happens to be fat. That's a huge difference.

I don't want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people again and know for sure that they're fatter than me.

I've never been a thin girl. I grew up being - I don't want to say a plus-size girl, but a girl of curves and substance.

I've been called fat my whole life. I am fat, so it's kind of silly to get mad about it.

I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah.

Check out my pictures. I'm fat. You know what I mean? But I love it. I love it. I'm a fat dude.